The job market is cooked?

Everybody is getting ghosted 👻

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Headlines 🗞️

Job Market 💼

  • Consultants cutting 35,000 jobs at UBS are paid an average of £254k each (efinancials careers)…these consultants need to be stopped 💀

  • Train driver shortage concern fuels calls for ‘massive recruitment campaign’ (City AM)…anyone fancy a side quest?

  • The unusual riddle Goldman Sachs might ask you in a quant job interview (efinancial careers)…we actually some quant jobs rn btw

  • LSE student with nine spring week banking internships is a sensation (efinancial careers)…bro decided to be the Thanos of internships 😭

  • The boutique investment banks hiring graduates and interns (efinancial careers)…for the finance heads

  • The 50 words you need to know for banking interviews (efinancial careers)…we have banking internships live btw

  • Over a quarter of UK employers have been ghosted by new recruits on day one (HR Grapevine)…game is game I guess

  • Chancellor says WFH may hurt productivity (HR Grapevine)…let the propaganda continue 🙄

General Shenanigans 🚨

  • Diversity employer branding agency to host job application support events with global banking partners (Beyond Education)

  • UK Agency go live with 100+ internship opportunities in partnership with major UK bank (Beyond Education)

  • Global custodian bank launch internships & grad schemes (Beyond Education)

Abit Techie 👾

  • OpenAI plots a for-profit transition (LinkedIn)…the fact that they exist as a non-profit is so interesting to me lol

Investment Heads 💸

  • UK economy to grow twice as fast as expected (City AM)

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