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The nation *might* be going bareback š¦
Durex sales + shares are down
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Good morning gang,
I hope you had a well-rested weekend.
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General Updates
Short and sweet one this morning.
Not too many updates from my side as I have a lot of work to get on with + my never-ending to-do list is giving me anxiety!
Also, Toju had some stuff to get off his chest in the memes today
ā³ I promise I was not involved!
Welcome to the 89 subscribers who joined us over the weekend!
Have a great week, and check out whoās hiring š
Whoās Hiring
Disclaimer: Before you apply, make sure your application is patterned. Dead CV & Cover Letters will get aired #sorrynotsorry
PS: Scroll to the full length of the page to find the role you are interested in.
Headlines šļø
Here is what you missed last week:
āDurex sales are down; all skin, no protection!
āOnly Fans is a platform forāadult contentā not porn!
āElon Musk is beefing Sam Altman, Open AI CEO
āOctopus Energy is hosting an insight event today
āJeremy Hunt plans to be āresponsibleā with tax cuts
Slightly entertaining headlines this week.
Enjoy ā¬ļø
Job Market š¼
UKās largest energy provider hosting virtual insight events to showcase over 30 available internships across London & Manches (Beyond Education)ā¦sounds legit
Energy giant release over 30 internship opportunities open to all EVERYONE with UK agency (Beyond Education)
CaffĆØ Nero creates over 1,000 jobs as sales jump by Ā£100m (City AM)ā¦weekend job anyone? excel in the week š¤ coffee on the weekends
The full list of major US companies slashing staff this year (Business Insider)ā¦a heads up for our 6% US audience
General Shenanigans šØ
Shares in Durex condom maker Reckitt Benckiser have flopped over 12 per cent (City AM)ā¦everyone really just risking is all since the recession
OnlyFans' CEO is tired of you calling it 'porn' (Business Insider)ā¦fairs fairs fairs, itās āadult contentā guys
Clearbank appoints former SVB Europe risk head as UK chief executive (City AM)ā¦I just clocked that this headline is shade after what happened with SVB lol
The super-rich are getting richer, again ā and millennials are leading the way (City AM)ā¦how do I apply to be a millennial and get access to such riches?
Jeremy Hunt says 'I will only cut taxes in a responsible way' (BBC)ā¦great another politician being responsible with public finances when we are in billions of debtš
Ministers consider new vaping tax at Budget next week (BBC)ā¦real talk lol
FCA urges Brits to āmake money work harderā by shopping around for savings rates (City AM)ā¦yupp that should solve the cost of living and recession lol
Gen Z is confident in its ability to build up wealth ā at least the rich ones are (Business Insider)ā¦key words āat least the rich ones areā
Abit Techie š¾
Elon Musk files lawsuit against OpenAI and Sam Altman (City AM)ā¦bro always wants to be the villain at all cost
Elon Musk, Sam Altman & Open AI + Chat GPT history (City AM)ā¦basically the beef explained
Elon Musk makes it known he hasn't been to therapy (Business Insider)ā¦explain a lot I guess?
British telco giant BT expects to launch 5G stand-alone ā or ātrueā 5G ā later this year (CNBC)ā¦wait a minute, so what have I been on lol
Investment Heads š
Klarna posts fifth straight annual loss (City AM)ā¦I guess people are really not trying to buy now or pay later
Uberās CEO has been offered stock worth more than $130 million after surpassing performance goals (Business Insider)
Bitcoin tops $62,000 to close out its best month since 2020 (CNBC)ā¦people still care about this ting?
Insight Event
Octopus Energy is back with their 2024 Summer Internship Programme and has double the number of opportunities from last year!
30+ internships across finance, tech, investments, and so much more!
These internships are open to:
āGap-year students
āUniversity Students
āRecent Graduates
āCareer Changers
Literally everybody!
The first virtual insight event is happening on Tonight at 6pm
Covering:
ā Introduction to Octopus Energy
ā Overview of Internship programme
ā Day in the life of various departments hiring
ā Previous & live projects teams have worked on
ā Application & Interview Tips for the programme
ā Opportunity for Q&A
Only 12 spaces left, so sign up ASAP.
ā³ See you tonight!
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