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General Updates

Hey gang

I hope you had a well-rested weekend.

So I’ve got good news & bad news.

The good news: We’ve just gone live with 30+ internships suitable for anyone:

→Gap-year students
→University Students
→Recent Graduates
→Working professionals trying to pivot

Literally, anyone looking to get into ESG/Sustainability/Tech space.

We have roles across London & Manchester ☀️

The bad news: I am not going to shut up about it till further notice x

Some applications are closing in 7 days.

So get applying ASAP.

Who’s Hiring

Disclaimer: Before you apply, make sure your application is patterned. Dead CV & Cover Letters will get aired #sorrynotsorry

• Investment Compliance Intern, London (£28,000)

• Compliance Consulting Intern, London (£28,000)

• Governance, Risk & Compliance Intern, London (£28,000)

• Talent Acquisition Intern, Manchester (£24,300)

• Energy Operations Intern, Manchester (£24,300)

• Frontend Engineer Intern, Manchester (£24,300)

• Sales & Install Support Intern, London (£27,000)

• Growth & Strategy Intern, London (£27,000)

• ESG & Sustainability Intern, London (£27,000)

• Asset Management Intern, London (£27,000)

PS: Scroll to the full length of the page to find the role you are interested in.

Headlines 🗞️

Here is what you missed last week:

→7 days left for consulting internship applications
→30+ internships on Beyond Education
→Robots taking over the dating scene

Very light coverage last week.

Enjoy ⬇️

Job Market 💼

• Global Investment Services firm closes consulting summer internship application in 7 days (Beyond Education)

• Energy giant Octopus Energy release 30+ internship opportunities in partnership with UK agency (Beyond Education)

• Octopus Energy kickstarts summer internship campaign with week-long virtual insight event series (Beyond Education)

• Tech interviewers can't tell when candidates use ChatGPT to cheat in coding rounds, experiment finds (Business Insider)…don’t hate the player, hate the game

General Shenanigans 🚨

• UK recession may already be over, says Bank of England boss (BBC)…ok Andrew lol

• Apple Music is going after Spotify Wrapped with a monthly recap of what you listened to most(Business Insider)…be yourself bro

• A woman is marrying an AI hologram, ushering in a weird new era for human-robot relationships (Business Insider)…the state of the streets right now bruh

Abit Techie 👾

• Mark Zuckerberg is arguing he can't be held liable for kids' Instagram addiction just because he's the boss.(Business Insider)…I kinda hear it tbh

• Nvidia blew away expectations as it reported $22.1 billion in quarterly revenue.(Business Insider)…this is just wild figures man wtf

• Don't dry your damp iPhone in a bowl of rice, Apple says (Business Insider)…propaganda to sell more iPhones lol

Investment Heads 📈

• Husband made £1.39m by eavesdropping on his wife who worked at BP, which was classed as insider trading (BBC)…well well well

• OpenAI CEO Sam Altman stands to net millions as Reddit goes public (CNBC)…this guy is basically a modern-day Thanos

• Reddit files to list IPO on NYSE under the ticker RDDT (CNBC)…RDDT is a tuff ticker name icl

• The markets for you investment heads.

Insight Event

Octopus Energy is back with their 2024 Summer Internship Programme and has double the number of opportunities from last year!

30+ internships across finance, tech, investments, and so much more!

These internships are open to:

→Gap-year students
→University Students
→Recent Graduates
→Working professionals trying to pivot

Literally everybody!

We are hosting 3 virtual insight events on w/c 4th March covering:

→ Introduction to Octopus Energy
→ Overview of Internship programme
→ Day in the life of various departments hiring
→ Previous & live projects teams have worked on
→ Application & Interview Tips for the programme
→ Opportunity for Q&A

I advise pulling up to all 3 sessions before applying.

Spaces are limited to 100 attendees per event, and we are at 50% capacity!

So sign up ASAP.

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Till next time gang ✌🏾

PS: If you want me to know your name instead of calling you ‘gang’ - update this form, it’s not by force tho x